Sometimes, when you hang out with an infant all day, you catch yourself saying the strangest things. Cases in point . . .

“Are you my little pickle? I think you are? Are you going to be a sour dill pickle or a sweet little gherkin. Let’s be a gherkin today!”

“Mommy just ate 4 cookies. I don’t know if you know this about me, but I am a really good cookie eater, like one of the best. What’s that you ask- is it limited to cookies or do I enjoy cake and cupcakes too? Well, I’m not gonna lie- I won’t say no to the occasional brownie, but other than that I stick to cookies.”

When I relayed that “conversation” to Brad via text he responded with “make sure to tell him how good I am at eating hummus.”